90210 Slash

I'm not sure which is sadder, that I was (still am?) a HUGE fan of Beverly Hills 90210, or that there are enough like me to have many fan websites.  Also, sorry, but I suck at writing fiction.  This is about the best I can hope for.

Disclaimer:  I do not own Beverly Hills 90210 or any of its characters.

 

I have to write some slash fiction for an authorship class I am in, so this is the story of a camping trip.  Just Dylan and Brandon are in the mountains camping in a tent.

 

“I can’t believe what a beautiful night it is.  It is so peaceful, just the two of us,” Brandon said.

 

“I think it was a good idea not to bring the girls on this trip.  They have to pack so much.  It is easier with just us,” said Dylan.  “Hey, there’s something I’ve been wanting to talk to you about.”

 

“What’s that?”

 

“Well, we both dated Kelly and are both single now.”

 

“Yeah?”

 

“I guess I just wonder why we are attracted to the same women.”

 

“Well, I was never attracted to my sister!!”

 

“No, not her, but Kelly and Valerie and some others over the years.”

 

“Maybe, Dylan, we just have the same taste in women.”

 

“Brandon, I was thinking, maybe we have the same wants and desires in other aspects of our lives as well.”

 

“I wouldn’t mind your access to cash,” Brandon laughed.

 

“Nah, man.  Not that.  It’s just, well, you know guys aren’t supposed to share feelings, but I love you.”

 

“I love you back, man.  You are like the brother I wanted, but never had.”

 

“Brandon, its more than that brotherly love.  I mean, I’m not gay, or really sexually attracted to you, but there is something…a kind of draw to you.  I don’t really get it, except I think that’s why I was with Brenda.  Since she’s your twin it was like being with a part of you, too.”

 

“Ah, this is getting a little uncomfortable.  Are you sure you don’t want to have sex with me, because maybe we should head home.”

 

“It’s not sex, Bran, its this other level of something…I just don’t get it.”

 

“As long as you don’t get it in my pants, bro.”

**I signed up for the fanfic sight, but there is a waiting period before I can post.  I read some of the other slash fiction, all of it was pretty lame like mine.  I don't fee so strange about this (as I did last week with Wikipedia) because anyone who thinks I am an expert on this needs some counseling.  This is kind of fun.  I doubt the actors who played the characters or the writers/creators of the show would like this, but hey, that is what this class is all about.  Pushing those boundaries of the definitions of authorship.  I suppose I am now an author for 90210 stories.  Hmmm.  Sad!